I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.

The “American Dream” made sense in the 50’s. Now your college degree is like a high school diploma, only you’re $50k in debt. You’ll have to borrow money from your parents to buy a house with a white picket fence. And by the time you’re responsible enough to have 2.5 kids, you’ll be infertile. Look for alternatives.

i wonder if my neighbours hate me for blasting Mariah Carey classics at 10 in the morning